I need to fly more. Check out the video above — there are penguins on that plane. Penguins! Maybe you’ve also heard of the demon-possessed flight attendant on a different plane? Yeah, I’m not talking about a movie, here. This is real life. Okay, so she just sounded demon-possessed. Still nothing as exciting ever happens on the planes I’m on. Did I mention the fashion show on a plane? Next time I travel … I’m expecting to come out with a good story.